Something to get the brain cells bumping (In mari meri miri mori muri necesse est):
Once in his shop a workman wrought
Since no denial word was said,
Aghast the owner gazed around,
Oh, youthful hearts, to gladness born, To illustrate the danger of the first approach of evil habit, the Arabs have a proverb, "Beware of the Camel's Nose." An Arab Fable |
We're an equal-opportunity employer, but we openly discriminate against really stupid people.
"I teleported home last night with Ron and Sid and Meg
Ron stole Meggy's heart away and I got Sidney's leg."
