Caution: As the buoys marking the shoals are often out of position, mariners are cautioned to be on their guard when navigating these shores.
16213 days, 7 hours, 57 minutes, 47 seconds
. . . and still respirin'!
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Something to get the brain cells bumping (In mari meri miri mori muri necesse est):
All references to God, a deity or higher power, or any aspect of the so-called theory of evolution are not meant as an endorsement or denial of any particular religious belief, save Scientology. After all, I read L. Ron's other books and I didn't believe any of them either...
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"I teleported home last night with Ron and Sid and Meg
Ron stole Meggy's heart away and I got Sidney's leg."